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One hundred percent
(China Daily) Updated:2005-06-23 13:41

  Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?

  Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now nine of my patients have already died of it. You are the tenth!

  

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