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Don't eat the eggs
(China Daily) Updated:2005-05-23 13:54

  A man walked into a new dinner and told the waitress, "I 'll have two fried eggs and a kind word."

  When the waitress came back with his order, the man said, "Thanks for the eggs, but how about the kind word?" The waitress then whispered , "Don't eat the eggs."

  


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